Before Becoming President, Here Is How Paul Biya Treated Cameroonians

When Biya was small, his father sent him to the seminary of Akono to become a bishop, cardinal, or pope, BIYA did not become pope, but once Biya gave him free gift power , BIYA decided to ruin his country to invite the pope to pray for him to be eternal president of Cameroon

2-When he has to go to study at the university, the state of Cameroon has paid his scholarship study to study in France, but once president, he suspended all scholarships and forced peasant students to pay 50, 000 francs tuition.

3-Once appointed president by Ahidjo, all the traditional chiefs of Cameroon decided to make him the traditional chief of each Cameroonian community, and he took the opportunity to imagine being the greatest sorcerer of Cameroon.

Before Becoming President, Here Is How Paul Biya Treated Cameroonians

4- When the winds of democracy blew, all these traditional leaders organized a march not in favor of democracy, but rather to prohibit Multipartyism. In spite of himself, Biya became the one who thinks he has decreed a democracy in Cameroon where he appoints his opposition leader and even 30% of his senators who are supposed to be elected! At the same time, he became the natural candidate of his party-state CPDM, where he named only the financial criminals as ministers and collaborators and then sent them to retire in Kondengui without ever even thinking of his own retirement!

5- Cameroon was originally a federal state since independence (from 1961 until 1972). In 1972, Ahidjo made it a united republic of Cameroon, but by a pass-pass which Biya has the secret, he decreed in 1984 a Republic of Cameroon, and in 2018, we are at war against the anglophones who find themselves marginalized and do not recognize each other in this republic where only the French dominates all the institutions.

5 - Biya is so in a short private stay in Switzerland that finally it is the Swiss who visit him in Switzerland as if they were foreigners in their own country. It will be said at the end that Biya Switzerland runs Cameroon, his country as a Swiss undergoing stay in Yaounde, so he ignores the realities of the country he runs remotely.

6- For the competition in major training schools like ENAM, BIYA still prescribes the famous regional balance, except that in 2017, Biya decided to recapture her two children who missed their studies in the West despite millions wasted to supervise them outside the country. What is the regional balance if Biya alone admits his two children without level in these schools when thousands of so brilliant Cameroonians are forced to cross the Libyan desert to join the European El Dorado? Who are we laughing at in the end?

7 - In 1992, when Biya lost the presidential election against FRU NDI. His supreme course reversed the results and since then, his success rates in the rigged presidential elections have been increasing according to his age! As he is 86 years old, he is sure to have 87% in the 2018 presidential election without having the decency to declare his candidacy. Why declare your candidacy when all the village elite of all the Cameroonian communities write letters of support in favor of his presidency for life and without sharing?

8 - When we talk about her fragile health, her fanatics swear that it was Biya who helped the birth attendant nurse the day he came into the world, so it is all the young Cameroonians who demand his departure from power who will die before him .

9 - The CPDM fanatics swear that Biya never lies, never steals, and never mistakes. For them, it is the truth that deceives the Cameroonians, BIYA is a saint, do not forget it, he was at the seminary to become pope, but destiny called him to be president. That's why the collaborators he has named for 36 years are financial criminals applauded for stolen billions where a small thief of laptops in the neighborhood is lynched and burned alive on the spot by the furious people. Funny leader!

10 - The CRTV where every Cameroonian official pays for information is renamed Tam-Tam de Biya. Curiously, once the social networks arrived to hurt this tam-tam who spent his life lying to keep Biya in power for life, BIYA gave them a bad bird, and all his sleepy ministers decided to go at war against these social networks decried as the enemies of the Jacobin state carpets in the shadows that seeks to destabilize Cameroon. TCHIROMA became a minister of anti-social media communication after being a coup leader against the Biya regime in 1984. This earned him seven years in prison!

11- All Cameroon lacks water and electricity, but officials in charge of this sector swore that it is oxygen that really needs Biya to survive! Fortunately, Biya sent them on a precipitous retreat to Kondengui.

12 - It is impossible for Biya to have a cardiac arrest. Nothing is so stupid to attack the heart of the pharaoh of Cameroon.

13 - At the University, the pro-RDPC academic griots jostle to invent the best neologisms to describe the perpetual power of Biya. The most ingenious among these academics have even already written theses on "the silence of the President of the Republic." Other more subtle ones prefer to limit themselves to "Biatic Chantalism", this new current of fanatics racing for the manger after having maintained pseudo-revolutionary speeches without even being able to point to a corner of the street to rescue a disabled Cameroonian !

14 - When Biya likes to happen for dead, his griot communicators return to celebrate him in a trunk like a resurrected totem and then taunt the naive among the Cameroonians who thought they were finally released!

15 - In recent times, a wave of African leaders voluntarily leave power like Robert Mugabe and Jacob Zuma! They are quickly treated cons for Cameroonians cons because for them, the pan-Africanist guide Biya is the only chance for Cameroonians and deserve all the people die for him to prevent the wicked Western conspiracy against him to drive him out of the country. power like Kaddafi.

16-China becomes the new Cameroonian El Dorado or the prophet Jean Paul Pougala preaches the Chinese gospel that once turned towards China, Cameroon will become Wakanda forever with space shuttles, light highways and high technology to erase 36 years of sleep and underdevelopment where the robbers of Biya ministers have distracted thousands of billions of CFA francs from the state coffers!

So what does the fiction of the most cynical fanatics in the CPDM paralyzed by the fear of change look like? Have they become so amnesic? When Ahidjo reigned, his followers swore that they were born to command the rest of Cameroon. In 2018, we are not even able to repatriate his body to Garoua his native village.

Does Biya even realize the misfortune he invites to his own children? Mobutu was worse than Biya and we know the rest! So the fall of Biya is certain, but who is so naive to realize that we do not stay around the baobab to wait for its fall once the hurricane is announced?

There is a chance in Cameroonian youth. But she will not be kind to our complacent and corrupt intermediaries who let Biya believe that he is God Himself! No Biya is not God. Away from it, he will fall like all those dictators before him, and the myth of the lion man will wither away like a ball of sorrow.

Source -- CameroonWeb